yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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