i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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