He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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