i think i have herpe
just one?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
