i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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