Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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