She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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