My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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