it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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