why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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