Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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