my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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