I'm jealous of your bromance
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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