Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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