I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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