1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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