Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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