Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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