i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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