Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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