He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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