Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
