so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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