Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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