Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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