im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Let's paint friendship bongs
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Randomize
