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so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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