just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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