Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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