shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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