i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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