When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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