I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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