her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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