As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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