Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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