margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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