At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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