You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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