Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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