i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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