her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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