I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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