The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
