so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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