whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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