u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
