Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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