Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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