when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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