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say what?
wanna hang out?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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